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To: stock leader who wrote (17337)	12/14/2000 9:17:06 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62574

What, No Singing? Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen lived next door to each other for over 40 years, and over the years became loving friends. One day, after they had both become widowed, Mrs. Murphy came to Mrs. Cohen and said, "These houses are becoming to much for us; let's sell and each move into a home for the aged." So, each went to a home of their respective religions. Mrs. Murphy was feeling very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, and one day asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend. When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs and kisses. Mrs. Murphy said, "So how do you like it here?" Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and the care takers. She then said, "You know the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend." Mrs. Murphy said, "Now isn't that wonderful. Tell me what you do?" Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch we go up to my room, and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom, and then we sing Jewish songs. And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?" She said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that she also had a boyfriend. Mrs. Cohen said, "So what do you do?" "We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on top, and then I let him touch me down below, but then since we don't know any Jewish songs.........we fuck."

To: stock leader who wrote (17337)	12/14/2000 9:21:05 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62574

What happens when a president gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end? 1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (Assassinated) 1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office) 1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated) 1980: Ronald Reagan (Survived Assassination Attempt) And to think that we had 2 guys duking it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000!