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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (17370)12/15/2000 9:00:56 PM
From: bosquedog  Respond to of 62549
 
SNOW DAYS

Al and Tipper were sitting down to their usual cup of morning
coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency
has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered
side of the streets." Al got up from his coffee and replies,
"Well, okay."

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups
of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2
to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.
You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."
Al got up from his coffee and replies, "Well, okay."

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups
of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches
of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park
your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Al didn't get
the rest of the instructions. He says to Tipper, "What am I going
to do now, Tipper?"

Tipper replies, "Aw, Al, just leave the car in the garage."



To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (17370)12/16/2000 12:02:36 PM
From: Mike 2.0  Respond to of 62549
 
As everyone knows, Quayleisms have been attributed to Gore many times during the campaign. Why anyone would bother attributing Quayleisms to GW is beyond me...he's accumulated so many good ones of his own...

From Mike Peters cartoon:

Father (to young son): "Someday son, you might grow up and be chosen by the Supreme Court to be President.