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To: Barney who wrote (17436)	12/20/2000 10:00:12 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Why does Santa Claus have three gardens? So he can Ho-Ho-Ho. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ How do you know if there is a reindeer in your refrigerator? The hoofprints in the butter! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff? He gets snowflakes. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What's red and white and red and white and red and white? Santa... rolling down a hill. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What did the sheep say to the shepherd? Seasons Bleetings! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a polar bear? A brrr-grrr! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I know that people say, "It's the thought that counts, not the gift... but couldn't you people think a little bigger? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Santa Claus is a jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still being able to say, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"