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To: arnold silver who wrote (17465)	12/23/2000 9:58:46 PM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62549

Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green....they say. Q. How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A. She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn. Q. How do we know that fairy tales are fiction? A. Because the prince is always smart, handsome, single, and straight. Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one? "No wonder Al Gore thinks he is president - this is a most confusing time. The leading rap singer is white, the world's best golfer is black, and Bill Clinton just got back from Vietnam."....Paul Harvey Q. Why do women get married? A. Lack of experience. Q. Why do divorced women get married again? A. Lack of memory. Q. Whats the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth perception Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants. The wife was a little more furious than usual and said, "I should have listened to my mother twenty years ago." "Go ahead..." the husband shot back. "It ain't too late. She's still babbling away."