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To: Barney who wrote (17485)12/25/2000 10:09:36 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62575
 
For The Kids
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How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!