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To: Barney who wrote (17517)	12/29/2000 6:54:25 AM
From: William B. Kohn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Barney, Were you trying for extra credit by putting it in twice? willyb PS. I know you'll thing of some retorts for the way I phrased the question, but I left it the way I thought it. The joke will be in your retort.

To: Barney who wrote (17517)	12/29/2000 8:59:58 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

Dear Abby, I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin... Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.... Should I tell her about my cousin Nan who voted for Al Gore? Signed, Worried About My Reputation