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To: Barney who wrote (17608)	1/9/2001 8:09:29 AM
From: Jim Spitz	Respond to of 62572

Vikes and Raiders in Superbowl! An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession "Father, during World War 2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans.I hid her in my attic and they never found her." The priest replied: "that was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess." It's worse father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her sexual favors." "You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. Heaven, in its wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and evil, and judge you kindly. You are forgiven." "Thank you, father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" "Should I tell her the war is over?.