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To: Arctic Trader who wrote (17723)1/15/2001 5:04:22 AM
From: Arctic Trader  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62574
 
Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining
farm out west in cattle country.

One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch
watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his
prize bull doing the business on one of his cows. He
sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and
figured the omens were right for him to put the hard
word on Mabel.

He leaned in close and whispered in her ear,
"Mabel,I'd sure like to be doing what that bull is doing."

"Well then, why don't you?" Mabel whispered back.
"It is YOUR cow."