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To: Neenny who wrote (632)1/23/2001 1:59:40 PM
From: Junkyardawg  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1309
 
That reminded me of something that happened a few weeks ago. I swear this is true.

Levi's pre school teacher was telling him that Jesus is in all of our hearts. So of course being five years old Levi takes it literally. He really thinks there is a little man living inside his heart named Jesus.
Well, we were watching a classic movie the other night...I forget the name but you will remember it. It stared Rachel Welch and it was about a team of scientist that shrunk themselves down so they could go inside a man and cure him of some kind of illness. Well, the scene had the group of scientist going through the mans heart and Levi asked me as serious as he could...where is Jesus, I don't see him.

dawg



To: Neenny who wrote (632)1/24/2001 5:33:05 PM
From: calgal  Respond to of 1309
 
Jane: RE: (When Emily was a toddler, she called pepperoni.....pepper ponies!!)

That's cute about the "pepper pony pizza."

I saw a robot and my four year-old said, "that's a robot and it does not have a heart or lungs. It use batteries." Isn't that something that the parent needs to teach, instead of the son or daughter teaching the parent?

He also told me "that's George W. Bush and he is my President and your President too."



To: Neenny who wrote (632)1/25/2001 1:29:07 PM
From: DSPetry  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1309
 
Something that makes you go Hmmmmmm...

PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE ACCORDING TO GEORGE COSTANZA (Seinfeld):

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go
live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go
collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch
on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready
for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back
into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like
central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an 0rgasm!
Amen."