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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: YlangYlangBreeze who wrote (2607)1/23/2001 8:00:51 PM
From: Daniel Schuh  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
Er, am I imagining it, or does that all translate to "Just say no"?

18.It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.

Joseph Smith probably never had this problem, though his 49 wives might have. Brigham Young's 27 wives had it a little easier, though.

Cheers, Dan.



To: YlangYlangBreeze who wrote (2607)1/23/2001 8:18:46 PM
From: Dayuhan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
Every sperm that's wasted
God gets quite irate....

I can't believe that people are actually out there saying this seriously. Hilarious stuff, keep it coming.

I wonder what theie suggestions on safe nighttime dress for people in tropical countries would be. Straightjackets, probably.



To: YlangYlangBreeze who wrote (2607)1/24/2001 6:45:49 PM
From: E  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
That is actually heartbreaking to read.

It's like a short story.

It would end, credibly, with a suicide, or self-mutilation, if it were turned into a short story.

It's a nightmare.

Edit: Of course if it weren't a tragedy, it would end with his meeting a nice atheist girl who 'splained things to him....!