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To: aknahow who wrote (17985)	2/2/2001 5:28:00 PM
From: WayHaw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied,"There certainly is!" "My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

To: aknahow who wrote (17985)	2/4/2001 9:25:45 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 62558

Some Oldie Questions and Answers....from Monicagate days:- Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 U.S. leader Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed????? A. A cherry float. Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A. Beat IT - we're closed. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on outside? A. K-9 P. Q. What's another name for pickled bread? A. Dill-dough. Q. What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the hell out of the (seeing-eye) dog.