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To: Guardian who wrote (18028)	2/6/2001 11:28:20 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62559

Life's Frustrations Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary. Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it is 20% off. What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin? It won't work and you can't fire it. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines. My blonde girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, butI was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."