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To: Carolyn who wrote (18076)	2/9/2001 10:03:15 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62586

Defense Attorney: What is your age? > Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. > > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your > own words, what happened to you? > Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there > in my swing on my front porch on a warm > spring evening, when a young man comes > creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. > > Defense Attorney: Did you know him? > Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was > friendly. > > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat > down beside you? > Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? > Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had > done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years > ago. > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.. > > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? > Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. > > Defense Attorney: Why not? > Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing > made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt > that good in > years! > > Defense Attorney: What happened next? > Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy > that I just spread my old legs and said to him, > "Take me, young man, Take me!" > > Defense Attorney: Did he take you? > Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he > yelled, "April Fool!" > > And that's when I shot the son of a bitch! +

To: Carolyn who wrote (18076)	2/10/2001 10:41:20 PM
From: 2MAR$	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62586

Inquisitive Adam One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?" GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create." So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvaceous and tender unlike mine?" "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?" "I did that Adam so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?" "No Adam , I did that so that she would love YOU!" *probably a repeat , but a smile is a smile ;-)