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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (18133)2/14/2001 9:26:44 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62562
 
Top Ten Things I've Learned From The Clinton Years

10. That Hee-Haw crap's funny on TV but not in the White House

9. A White House internship provides hands-on experience

8. It's a good idea to replace the Oval Office carpets every once in a while

7. You can jog every day and still be a chunky tub

6. You can have sex without having sex, as long as while you're having sex you don't actually have sex

5. As long as the economy is good, Americans believe anything you tell them

4. Considering his taste in ladies, it's a good bet Bubba's been drunk since '92

3. Hillary looks really hot in those pantsuits

2. You can be Vice President in the most prosperous time in America, run against a dumb guy, get more
votes and still lose

1. It's bent