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To: Barney who wrote (18272)	2/28/2001 12:19:34 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.” As the attorney was drinking his martini he said “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.” As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go screw herself!”