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To: The Rabbit who wrote (18277)	2/28/2001 3:54:55 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62550

Help! Hubby has to make a presentation, and he needs a few sales jokes. I've got the one about guy who has the one huge sale to the guy who came into the store to get supplies for his wife, but doing a search on the thread for "sales" didn't produce much useful material. Thanks for any input, Margie

To: The Rabbit who wrote (18277)	2/28/2001 10:30:37 PM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 62550

Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed he said, "Brothers and Sisters, I don't like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner's wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the collection, I will reveal his name." Later, as he counted the money, he found 21 five dollar bills, and a two dollar bill with a note that read "Forever hold your peace, I'll have that other three dollars before sundown."