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To: Barney who wrote (18289)	3/1/2001 11:02:49 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62592

Subject: Bye Billy As the Clinton administration has just concluded , let's all take a moment to ponder the question, "Are we going to miss him?". The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia, announced today the President has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides! Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Bill Clinton was anything like the Monica Lewinski affair. She supposedly replied "Close -- but no cigar." The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue". President Clinton only recruited interns from four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. Did you know that Bill Clinton was considering changing the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom, because it represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed. Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation. They added the 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff." Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton... All these women coming forward and not one of them is his sister!