To: Ilaine who wrote (613 ) 3/2/2001 11:26:00 AM From: Volsi Mimir Respond to of 6901 G'Morning,CB-- coffee please, hope you're doing fine, I'ma doing. Fun list still reading them again, seem to miss one or two- I like the frog pulling his stomach out in space. There are 10 million bricks in The Empire State Building. ---------- Longest word-1913 letter chemical name of enzyme tryptophan synthetase A protein Message 13161584 Its on the web now- I actually typed that and went nuts trying to find one mistake of being short one letter. ------------------ Miss America Beauty SecretsHow do makeup artists affiliated with the Miss America Pageant keep America's beauties beautiful? Here are a few of their tricks Dirty hair. One of the pagents's hairstylist admits "Dirty hair is more manageable. I can make a style fuller and stay better."Face putty. Used to cover up lines, scars, and pockmarks, and to create "porcelain" complexions.And Mix mortician's wax with makeup.Vaseline. smear on teeth and makes smiling easier.Preparation H smear under eyes and on eyelids and removes puffiness. -------------- "You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days." ~Granny The Beverly Hillbillies -------------- Pain travels through your body at a rate of 350 feet/second. -------------- Francesco A. Lentini was that rare medical phenomenon, the pygomele-a person born with an extra limb growing from the buttocks. Born in Sicily in 1889, Lentini was able to walk and run on all three legs until the age of six, at which time his two normally positioned legs began to outgrow the third. When Lentini was a mature adult, his extra leg was three inches short of the ground. Nevertheless, Lentini could still move it independently of the other legs, and it was sufficiently strong and coordinated to kick a football. --------------------------- A lady in York, Pennsylvania, Was treated for mild dipsomania, She screwed her physicians In eight new positions, Now her prognosis is nymphomania. ------------------------------ ---lousy market G'day