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To: Gary Korn who wrote (18311)	3/3/2001 10:35:58 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62592

Middle Age Woman A middle age woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and tummy tuck. She even had someone come and change the color of her hair. Since she had so much time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40+ years?" Why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you."