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To: Guardian who wrote (18314)	3/3/2001 2:21:53 PM
From: Ian@SI	Respond to of 62592

>> Language Skills >>> >>> A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in >>> a sentence. >>> Marta said, "My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it >>> was fascinating to see all the animals." >>> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word >>> 'fascinate.'" >>> Sarita raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the >>> Cincinnati Zoo and I was fascinated by the animals." >>> "That's good, too," said the teacher, "but I wanted the >>> word 'fascinate.'" >>> Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because >>> Billy was noted for his bad language, but surely he >>> couldn't damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. >>> >>> Billy said proudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 >>> buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten >>> eight."