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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (6533)	3/28/2001 6:19:37 PM
From: MulhollandDrive	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 15481

MY princess sent this one to me... >In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where they're > > family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking > serious > and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he > surveyed > the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time > is a > brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you > will > have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as > they > absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, > how > much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a > male > brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in > the > room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some > actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out > the > question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" > The > doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, > > "It's just standard pricing procedure." We have to mark down the price > of the > female brains, because they've actually been used." > > SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS > YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!