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To: ahhaha who wrote (1759)	4/9/2001 12:50:10 AM
From: Ahda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 24758

Let me read a few examples. At Antioch college in Ohio, young men seeking intimacy with a coed must get verbal permission at each step of the process from kissing to petting to final copulation ... all clearly spelled out in a printed college directive. scusilo

To: ahhaha who wrote (1759)	4/9/2001 1:14:17 AM
From: Ahda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 24758

Let's be honest. Who here thinks your professors can say what they really believe? It scares me to death, and should scare you too, that the superstition of political correctness rules the halls of reason --- far more than you know We start with one deep french kiss that has already been approved She moves her hand slowly across his thigh. This is due to female being omitted from having to give verbal consent. Her hand slithers towards his testes He is breathing very hard now In italian he whispers to her può il fondle di i il vostro seno di destra She moves her hand from him and looks at him Pardon? Can i touch your right breast? she murmurs okay as deftly her fingers move to his fly. May i undo your bra he asks? She removes her fingers from his zipper to answer him. Yes. she responds panting He undoes her bra His fingers now search for the nipple on her breast. May i touch the nipple on your breast She moves her lips from his ear Yes She has caught her finger nail in his zipper She says You have the left one He says scusilo She says pardon me He says i said excuse me He says now i have the right one She says no you have just got the spare orange I carry around in my blouse pocket

To: ahhaha who wrote (1759)	4/9/2001 10:39:40 AM
From: GraceZ	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 24758

Oh yeah, American culture has become hopelessly politically correct: snoop-dogg.com

To: ahhaha who wrote (1759)	4/9/2001 1:10:16 PM
From: Keith Monahan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 24758

Let's be honest. Who here thinks your professors can say what they really believe? It scares me to death, and should scare you too, that the superstition of political correctness rules the halls of reason. Maybe we more professors (and students) with a sense of humor: A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets into Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze. This student received the only "A" given.