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To: warawls who wrote (18670)4/9/2001 1:34:56 PM
From: Gary H  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
1)Since all limericks are are relating to the past, the beginning of "There once was" is the most appropriate.

2) Who gives a fiddlers - - -



To: warawls who wrote (18670)4/10/2001 10:26:48 AM
From: Wooly  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62567
 
A horny young lady named Alice

Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

They found her vagina in South Carolina,

And part of her anus in Dallas.



To: warawls who wrote (18670)5/13/2001 1:18:51 PM
From: Mighty_Mezz  Respond to of 62567
 
re: "Is it a rule that all limericks start with the word "There?" "

Nope.

A feminine man from Khartoum,
Took a masculine girl to his room.
They spent the whole night,
In a heck of a fight,
As to who would do what and to whom.