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To: Ish who wrote (18754)	4/12/2001 4:15:55 PM
From: Mike	Respond to of 62569

MOODS OF A WOMAN > An angel of truth and a dream of fiction > A woman is a bundle of contradiction > She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse > But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house > She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse > She'll break open his head and then be his nurse > But when he's well and can get out of bed > She'll pick up the teapot and aim for his head > Beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind > Crafty and cruel, yet simple and kind > She'll call him a king, then make him a clown > Raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down > She'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man > Or make him her lackey to carry her fan > She'll run away from him and never come back > But if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks > Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose > She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose > She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk > She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk > At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad > She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad > > MOODS OF A MAN > Horny.

To: Ish who wrote (18754)	4/12/2001 7:57:03 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

When my daughter was moving, she had some cops helping her. I bought do nuts, not thinking anything about it...they almost threw the do-nuts at me. LOL Not really, but they did make a lot of remarks about it. What else do you bring to eat in the morning?????

To: Ish who wrote (18754)	4/12/2001 8:44:42 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62569

I'm posting a repeat, because it made me laugh again. Top Signs Someone's Been Using Your email Account "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?" One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly. When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!" Your inbox is filled with sheep porno and you're strictly a goat porno kind of guy. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived. and the Number 1 Sign Someone's Been Using Your email Account... "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."