To: Scumbria who wrote (139920 ) 4/21/2001 1:26:01 PM From: Johannes Pilch Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667 Well, I’ve voted Republican since my first vote. Lets see how I think on these issues.1. Republicans are moral by definition. I think Republicans are every bit as wicked as Democrats.2. Republicans are honest by definition. Republicans are every bit as much liars as Democrats.3. State's rights are superseded by Republican's rights. ??? This don’t be making a dung hill bit of sense.4. Clinton is bad. He certainly is. Indeed, he is positively wicked.5. Bush is good. Well now I wouldn’t go that far. But he obviously does not yet appear as profoundly corrupt as Bill Clinton. I mean DANG, the man has never been legitimately accused of rape, for cryin’ out loud. Sure, he’s a bit dorky and not exactly super quick on the uptake. But he seems a half decent fellow, aware enough to pick good people and smart enough to allow them to do their jobs. Hats off to the guy. He has done nothing wrong, and you know it. We may not agree with all of his policies, but we have a duty as Americans to honor him. I, for example, think Bush is dead wrong courting the devil by not revoking China's MFN status and supporting its entrance into the WTO. But until he certifiably breaks our laws or does something that patently contradicts general morality (as Bill Clinton did on both counts), then I cannot reject him.6. Anything good that happened under Clinton was actually a Republican accomplishment. Even folks with just a few brain cells know this is essentially true.7. Anything bad that happened under Reagan is actually a Democratic failure. I don’t know what the suckling pig you are talking about here fella. Nothing bad happened under Reagan.8. Reagan is a god. Well I can’t go that far. But as I am for freedom of religion, I don’t think I would be too averse to building a temple in his honor. I mean, I may not personally think he’s a god, but I can certainly understand how others might think it.9. Democrats are all liars, communists, fascists or worse. No friggin’ doubt about it.10. Clinton is like Hitler. Well I can’t go that far. But I am pretty certain Hitler was not as good a liar as is Clinton.11. Hillary is worse than Bill. Well, she obviously has no heart, no soul, that she would allow her husband to repeatedly step over her and her daughter, and yet stand by her man like Tammy Wynette, maintaining the status quo not because of fear or other personal weaknesses, but for mere political gain. There is something inexpressively cold and deviant about that. I would not be a bit surprised if someone confirmed that Hillary was a vampire or some other diabolical entity.12. Clinton charity money is corrupt. Depends upon the charity to which it goes.13. Bush charity money is a sign of great compassion. Depends upon his charities. He seems a half decent fella. So I suspect his charities will be at least as decent.14. Bush appears to be a moron because he is quiet and respectful of the office. Well, the fellas here will no doubt disagree with me here. But I think he appears a moron probably because he is a moron. (But he’s the best moron going at this point.)15. Clinton must be judged by a higher standard than Thomas Jefferson or Ben Franklin, because he lives in the ERA of Republican political Correctness. Heck the guy fails even if we judge him by standards lower than those of Jefferson’s and Franklin’s day. These great men never lied before our courts. They were never legitimately accused of raping anyone, for cryin’ out loud. Even Jefferson’s Hemings situation was never really characterized as rape.16. In the ERA of Republican Political Correctness, men no longer are allowed to have sex drives. Men can have quite powerful sex drives. They just can’t rape women. They just can’t expect to be thought decent men while getting blow jobs in the Oval Office and repeatedly lying about it to American civil courts, to federal grand juries and to the entire world, only to be proven bald-faced liars and law-breakers.