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To: Barney who wrote (18875)4/24/2001 10:20:17 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62552
 
Signs From Around the World
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An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins
Welcomed."

Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."

Comparative customs:
In front of flat in London: "It is unlawful to allow your pets to
foul the footways by depositing excrement thereon."

In New York: "Curb your dog."

A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're
on Radar!"

On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor.
Drive through open 24 hours!"

Seen on a sign on a hamster cage at a pet store in an Austin, Texas,
Mall: "Hamsters: $6.97; Children Who Fall In: $2.88"



To: Barney who wrote (18875)4/24/2001 9:12:12 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Respond to of 62552
 
Signs a man is on a bad date:

She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."
All she talks about is how great it is to work for Heidi Fleiss.
You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.
She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.
She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
"Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"
She transitions the conversation by saying "I've said enough about myself, so what do you think about me?"


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