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To: PMS Witch who wrote (18894)4/24/2001 8:44:03 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Respond to of 62549
 
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one handy. "There
might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of
matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
man. ...Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."



To: PMS Witch who wrote (18894)4/26/2001 12:46:36 PM
From: TigerPaw  Respond to of 62549
 
Cucumber
Cucumber is a fruit.

Cheney :"There's a report of violence over by the Romainian border".

Bush: "I don't want any fighting in the Lincoln bedroom, get rid of him".

TP