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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (18903)	4/25/2001 2:08:43 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

THE NINE IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE... 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off." 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide." 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says," Do you want it teased or blown?". 4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!" 6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again." 7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." 8. THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots. 9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?"