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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Wooly who wrote (18913)4/26/2001 3:12:10 PM
From: Warthog  Respond to of 62549
 
>
>> > >
>> > > > Little Old Ladies
>> > > >
>> > > > This was too cute not to pass on. Somebody went to a lot of work!
>> > > >
>> > > > (___)
>> > > > /' '>> > > > / /"\ >> > > > \_/o o\_/
>> > > > ( _ )
>> > > > ' \ /'
>> > > > /\\V//>> > > > / /_ _\ >> > > > \ \__ _/ /
>> > > > \/===\/
>> > > > || ||
>> > > > || ||
>> > > > ||_ _ _ ||
>> > > > |_____|
>> > > > |||
>> > > > / Y >> > > > '"'"'
>> > > >
>> > > > A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most
>expensive
>> > > > cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter
where
>
>> >she
>> > > > told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little
>kitten."
>> > > The
>> > > > girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you
>> >cat
>> > > > food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy
>cat
>> > > > food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the
>> >cat
>> > > > food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her
cat
>
>> >and
>> > > > brought it back to the store.
>> > > >
>> > > > One Cat
>> > > >
>> > > > |\_.._/|
>> > > > | o o |
>> > > > (=T=)
>> > > > .^'-^-'^.
>> > > > '. ; .'
>> > > > | | | | |
>> > > > ((_((|))_))
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > They sold her the cat food.
>> > > >
>> > > > The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the
>most
>> > > > expensive dog
>> > > > cookies-one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time
>demanded
>> > > > proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes
eat
>
>> >dog
>> > > > food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog.
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > One Doggie
>> > > > __----_
>> > > > /##| >> > > > /###| | \___ O
>> > > > |####| >> > > > |####| /
>> > > > \####/ _____/
>> > > > \### /
>> > > > =====
>> > > > / >> > > > | |_ >> > > > \___/ |
>> > > > ==\ /
>> > > > _| |_ |__
>> > > >
>> > > > She was then given the dog cookies.
>> > > >
>> > > > The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The
little
>
>> >old
>> > > > lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
>> > > said,
>> > > > "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured
>her
>> > > > that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the
>cashier
>> > > put
>> > > > her finger into the box and pulled it out. She told the little old
>> >lady,
>> > > > "That smells like crap." The little old lady grinned from ear to
>ear,
>> > > > "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
>> > > > ___
>> > > > (___)
>> > > > /' '>> > > > / /"\ >> > > > \_/o o\_/
>> > > > ( _ )
>> > > > ' \ /'
>> > > > /\\V//>> > > > / /_ _\ >> > > > \ \__ _/ /
>> > > > \/===\/
>> > > > || ||
>> > > > || ||
>> > > > ||_ _ _||
>> > > > |_____|
>> > > > |||
>> > > > / Y \ >>
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > MORAL: Never piss off a
>> > > > << little old lady
>
>
>


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