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To: PMS Witch who wrote (1430)	4/27/2001 4:51:33 PM
From: Quahog	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12669

re Cops The best thing about cops is that not only do they generally, as you note, have feeble minds, but they also frequently lie. This combination is a lawyer's dream. Mrs. Quahog has a general law practice (traffic violations, drunk driving, kicking down your girlfriend's door at 3:00 a.m. in a drunken stupor....she's your huckleberry), which frequently puts her in court cross-examining cops. You wouldn't believe how often she is able to show that a cop is lying by confronting him with his own reports, dispatcher's logs, tape recordings of the dispatcher's radio, video tapes from the station, etc. It happens several times a year...case dismissed. She has caught the same cop lying twice now in two different cases. After being proven a liar the second time, he received a promotion....no shit. I have always thought that many people become cops only because they don't have the guts or intelligence to be successful criminals. Quahog

To: PMS Witch who wrote (1430)	4/27/2001 4:58:39 PM
From: Ish	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12669

<<P.S. I do recognise they have difficult jobs, and they're human too. But I still love making the donut-shop jabs.>> I once saw a cop car go through a drive-through donut shop with his lights flashing like he was chasing someone. How can you tell when a cop is really dead? As told to me by our sheriff- when the donut rolls out of his hand.