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To: Barney who wrote (18940)	4/30/2001 12:17:16 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62551

The doctor was surprised to find old Mr. Jones sitting on the bed holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue. He walked over to the nurse who was taking his vitals. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "but why is Mr. Jones sitting like that?" The nurse replied, "I told him that you were going to want to examine his sexual organs."

To: Barney who wrote (18940)	4/30/2001 12:22:35 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Tunnel of Love There was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady traveling on a train. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face" (2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". (3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". (4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again".