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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (18945)	4/30/2001 7:29:54 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!! \|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\* \|\| \| B u d w e i s e r* \| \|\|'""\|""\__,_ \| ______________ . \|\|__\|__\|___\|) ([""(@)'(@)"""""\|(@)(@)**\|(@) 17 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 5. It encourages car pooling. 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 8. It makes fellow employees look better. 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. 15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. 16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. 17. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross." GZ