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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (18952)5/1/2001 1:23:54 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Dr. Seuss on the Golden Years

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot screw.
Oh my gosh...what can I do?

My memory shrinks.
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell.
I look like hell.
My mood is bad ... can you tell?

My body's drooping.
Have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last.
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.