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To: E who wrote (18988)5/3/2001 4:09:46 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Respond to of 62581
 
A letter recently received from a 97 year old...

I've had 2 Bypass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought
prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything
quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me
dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia.

Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't
remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.

But.....Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

GZ



To: E who wrote (18988)5/3/2001 6:13:01 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Respond to of 62581
 
E that satire site is very entertaining.

It's like, they know what I'm thinking:

When installing software and it asks if you want to do a "normal" or "custom" install, you get upset that there is more than one option. lol


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