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To: PMS Witch who wrote (19020)	5/7/2001 3:39:31 AM
From: elmatador	Respond to of 62549

The parasite One guy worked for the oil company and the jungles of Africa and Borneo. Drinking bad water he got a worm. Very dangerous parasyte. You know this type that leaves in people's guts. He tried lots of specialists all over the world. Spend lots of money. Made painfull tests. Lost weight and his health had deteriorated. To no vail. He couldn't get rid of the parasyte that lived in his gut. Th Africans said the parasyte would grow up top half meter long and part of that the person ate, was just to feed the bloody parasyte. Until one day he heard of one doctor in Brazil that could cured him. He had gone to the most famous hospitals and no one had helped. Brazil? People said, they had the same parasyte in the Amazon jungle and this doctor knew how to get rid of it. He flew there. Brought along his tests' results and was confirmed the type of parasyte. The doctor said: "It is going to take a month the treatment. But we will get rid of the parasyte forever." "What should I do doc?" "Come tomorrow, exactly nine AM, with a liter of milk and a banana" The guy thought: milk and banana? That sounds strange. He came next morning with a liter of milk and the banana. The doctor said: Ok, drink the milk." He did. "Now eat the banana." He did it to. "Tomorrow you come again, exactly the same time, and bring a long another liter of milk and another banana." The guy was puzzled. Called his wife to discuss it and she told that if the doc was really famous for getting rid of parasytes he should stick to the treatment prescribed. So he did. Next day he goes to the doc who tells him to drink the milk and to eat the banana. Next day he should come again with the liter of milk and the banana. Three weeks went on. The patient was tired of drinking milk and eating bananas every day at exactly 9 AM. He could take it no more. He tells the doctor: "I am sick of milk with banana every day. I still have the parasyte and I think I am just feeding it!! I will go home!" "Wait a moment. Tomorrow will be the last day of treatment. The parasyte will be dead tomorrow morning." "What should I do then?" "Come tomorrow with a liter of milk and a baseball bat" "What? A baseball bat? No banana?" "No. No banana tomoprrow." Nine AM like everyday for the past three weeks, he was there carton of milk in hand and a baseball bat. "Give the baseball bat to me" The doc asked. "Now -the doctor said- you stand right in the middle of the room" "Ok, good right there. Drink the milk now." The guy gulps the milk down. The doctor -baseball bat in hand- shouts: "PULL OUT YOUR PANTS AND BEND DOWN!" The guy is surprised but pulls his trousers and bends down. Out of his ass comes the parasyte and asked: HOW ABOUT THE BANANA? The doctor smashes it with the baseball bat and kills it.