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To: Barney who wrote (19046)	5/7/2001 3:36:30 AM
From: elmatador	Respond to of 62550

A guy died and went to heaven. Life there was boring him stiff. Only praying. Singing religious songs. Listening for endless priest's talk. Reading the bible. He was dismayed with this. And he had to live there for eternity!! One day he was waking in a corridor and he saw a TV on. He stopped to watch. There was showing a video from Hell. He was really surprised: Gorgeous women! Food fit for a king. The weather was great. Swimmingpool parties you wouldn't believe. A room show the mean smoking the best cigars and drinking the best Cognac, while beautiful women sip champagne on ice in an adjacent room. he enjoyed it a lot! In such place he would like to spend eternity. He went to the heaven's boos an demanded: "I want to go to Hell" The boss replied: "But my son! This is sacrilege! Guy says: "No. That's what I like." "My son, -the boss said- you would hate the place. Go back to pray." "No I want to go to Hell!" The guy insists. "You would regret very second of it. You don't know how life in Hell is!" the boss said. "I know and that's what I want" The guy tells the boss. "Ok, if you want to spend eternity there be sure about your decision. There is no coming back. Once there You will never be allowed to return to heaven. And I will be watching you" Yes just send me to Hell right now" "Are you sure?" asks the boss. "Yes I am." Says the guy. So he was transferred to Hell: As he walked down a dark corridor he hears the worse screams a human being can hear. The smell of burn flesh was nauseating. At the gate he was caught by a horrendous devil, who started showing him around. In on place people were burned alive. In another they were devoured by monsters under the laugh of the devils. Men were sodomised by other devils and women were thrown down cliffs to fall on top of spikes at the bottom They were taken back and thrown once again.. He asks the devil. But In heaven I watched TV and Hell was a different place full of nice stuff! The devil say: Oh, that! That is one of our TV commercials"