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To: Barney who wrote (19063)	5/8/2001 10:02:33 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

Loan shark, card shark - they give a fish a bad name According to experts on these things, there are more myths about sharks than just about any other living creature except, possibly, snakes. For instance, contrary to popular belief, most sharks pose no danger to people. (But only if they're in the water and you're on land, preferably home and in bed.) You're safer swimming among sharks than driving a car. (What brand of car are we talking about? I bet they had a heck of a recall!) One zoologist has even declared that most sharks are "chinless cowards." Maybe so. But I still think it is better to take a shark to lunch than the reverse. (Source: FABULOUS FALLACIES)