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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (10712)	5/11/2001 2:16:38 AM
From: Augustus Gloop	Respond to of 15481

<<Hey, give me a break. I'd better enjoy this while it lasts. I'm going to be the bait tomorrow when all the lawyers on SI wake up and see those jokes!>> LMAO........very true. I might take a day off if I were you. <g>

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (10712)	5/11/2001 11:50:32 AM
From: Original Mad Dog	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 15481

MEMO To: All employees, JXM Enterprises From: The Human Resources Department It has recently come to our attention that certain employees have been circulating written materials calculated to cause offense and create a hostile work environment for members of the world's second oldest profession. Please be advised that no matter how awful these jokes make members of the legal profession sound, in reality they are far worse than the jokes portray. We here at JXM consider lawyer jokes to be essential to the productivity of the enterprise, and the nastier the better. On a related note, James McGowan has been promoted from Collections Manager and Janitor to Assistant Vice President in charge of the Legal Department, reporting to mph. Please stop by and congratulate James on his new assignment, which will be carried out in addition to his regular duties with the able assistance of his new intern, Tawny.