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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (19235)	5/27/2001 12:40:39 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Respond to of 62549

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange... Officer: "May I see your driver's license?" Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended." Officer: "May I see the owner's registration for this vehicle?" Driver: "It's not my car, I stole it." Officer: "The car is stolen?" Driver: "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there." Officer: "There's a gun in the glove compartment?" Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car before I stuffed her into the trunk." Officer: "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?" Driver: "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?" Driver: "Sure. Here it is." It was valid. Captain: "Who's car is this?" Driver: "It's mine, officer, here's the owner's registration." The driver owned the car. Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in it?" Driver: "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was no gun in the glove compartment. Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." Driver: "No problem." The trunk was opened, no body. Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and there was a dead body in the trunk." Driver: "Yeah, well, I'll bet that lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too." GZ