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To: Solon who wrote (15116)5/31/2001 4:08:43 PM
From: Neocon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
Since I am not a Christian, your wit is misplaced. The main point is the reliability of the essay in stating essential facts correctly....



To: Solon who wrote (15116)5/31/2001 4:18:04 PM
From: Neocon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
On a lighter note:

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people
regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from
your show, and I try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind
him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an
abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding
some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I
know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.
1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor
is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as
sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what
do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman
while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness
(Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have
tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess
slaves, both male and female, provided they are
purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the
Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put
to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an Abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a
lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the
altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to
admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have
to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,
including the hair around their temples, even though
this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should
they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of
a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play
football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by
planting two different crops in the same field, as
does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread. (cotton/polyester blend) He
also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the
whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16)
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair like we do with people who sleep with
their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I
am confident you can help. Thank you again for
reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

Your devoted fan, Literalist