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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Sailor who wrote (19363)	6/4/2001 2:32:58 PM
From: E	Respond to of 62569

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. a.. The bartender is blonde, b.. the bouncer is blonde and c.. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. d.. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. e.. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."