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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (19419)6/6/2001 8:57:11 AM
From: elmatador  Respond to of 62569
 
A new conductor has joined the Philarmonica and the flutist was the most bad musician he ever had heard. He couldn't sack him because he had friend in high places.

So he conducted his orchestra with the flutist.

One night someone in the audience complained shouting:

"This flutist is the most son of a bitch musician I ever listened to!"

The conductor stopped and turned around in anger and asked the audience:
"Who called this son of a bitch a flutist?


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