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To: Barney who wrote (19517)	6/14/2001 7:06:29 AM
From: Guardian	Respond to of 62549

Drinking may benefit drivers/reduce accidents Well ya see, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move >>as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is >>the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. >>This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because >>the general speed and health of the whole group keeps >>improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In >>much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the >>slowest brain cells. >>Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, >>but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. >>In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker >>brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. >>That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.