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To: norm chin who wrote (19525)6/14/2001 1:43:21 PM
From: Fast Eddie  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
Hey Norm, Come on over here, we'd love to have you join our little group.
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Subject 22893

We will be happy to 'splain things to you.

Fast Eddie

O J (Hope I don't offend any drunken Irishman. You're not Irish are you Norm?)

"About two hours"

A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick to Cork. "About two hours," says the conductor.

"Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick?"

The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about two hours, laddie. Why'd ya think there'd be a difference?"

"Well," says the drunk, "it's only a week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long time between New Year's and Christmas!"