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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (19646)	6/21/2001 2:00:09 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

Harry and his wife were driving in the country when he saw a sign that said, "Cow For Sale...$5000" He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!" He lifted the cow's tail, and Harry saw that the cow had a snatch just like a woman. Harry got back in the car, turned to his wife, and began to cry, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow that has a snatch like a woman and it's worth $5000. And here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you ain't worth shit!"