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To: Fred McCutcheon who wrote (19845)7/15/2001 11:33:01 PM
From: xr1  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
> A bum asked a man on the street for $2.
"Will you buy booze?" the man asks.
> The bum replies, "No."
> "Will you gamble it away?"
> Once again the bum replies, "No."
> "Will you make bets at the golf course?"
> The bum replies "No, I don't play golf"
> Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me,so
> my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble, or play
> golf?"