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To: Bill who wrote (19891)	7/19/2001 6:49:40 PM
From: Stephen O	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

After a heart-transplant operation, the patient was receiving instructions from his doctor. He was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco, and advised to get at least eight hours of sleep per night. Finally, the patient asked, "What about my sex life, Doc? Will it be alright for me to have intercourse?" "Just with your wife," responded the doctor. "We don't want you to get too excited."

To: Bill who wrote (19891)	7/19/2001 10:04:43 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

chosen people A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she's going home for Roshashanna. The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the holiday when you light the 8 candles?" "No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Hannukah." The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that the holiday when you eat the unleavened bread?" "No," the Jewish girl replies. "That's Passover. Roshashanna is the holiday when we blow the shofar." "See," the Catholic Girl replies. "That's what I like about you Jews...you're so good to your help."