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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (19931)7/24/2001 12:27:00 AM
From: creddell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
What I've learned as I've matured----

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm
for about fifteen minutes. After that,
you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot
and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had
better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that no matter how you try to
protect your children, they will eventually
get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never
go away.

I've learned to say "F--- 'em if
they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
something good will happen.

If not...tough shit.