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To: Ian@SI who wrote (19984)	7/29/2001 1:32:12 PM
From: Carolyn	Respond to of 62549

A man enters a bar and asks the barkeep for a shell, as the barkeep serves him the man reaches into his coat pocket and places a small piano upon the bar then out of the other pocket he produces a 12-inch high man who begins to play the piano. The barkeep is amazed and asks where did he get them. The man answers with the typical genie reply. The barkeep asked if he still had the bottle and if so would he sell it? The man answered that he might still have the bottle and if so the barkeep could have it at no cost. The man left and returned shortly with an old bottle, giving it to the barkeep. The barkeep ran to the other end of the bar and soon the bar was filled with thousands of ducks. The barkeep returned to the man complaining that that he wished for 10,000 f**ks not ducks. The man replied, "Tell me about it. Do you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"