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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (20009)	8/2/2001 12:05:12 AM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62550

Loved the groaners Calvin. There used to be a girl who sold ice-cold beer on Wreck Beach in Vancouver for $5 per bottle. She was very well put together and toted a back pack filled with cold frosty beer. She was usually sold out in a matter of minutes. Wreck Beach is a nude beach and the only thing she ever had on was her pack sack. It would take a much stronger man than me to not part with $5.00 when she came by. Two gay guys went to Wreck Beach to work on perfect tans. They compared each other's tans and decided that only their genitals were pale. This was a problem as they wanted perfectly even tans. So, they covered up completely in the sand, except for the pale parts, in order to have even tanning all over. Along came two Jewish Ladies who had never been nude sun-bathing before. They spread out their towels and lay down on the sand. One rolled over and there, sticking up out of the sand ... well she just couldn't believe it. "Mildred!' She shrieked and pointed. "Look! For this we get married and here they grow wild!!!"